Seriously, no caption necessary.
This is still me at family parties…some things just never change. Like the stuffy smell in grandma’s ..
This is how I envision myself in 10 years.
Yes I want to look sexy as f*** in my bikini, but I would rather eat this taco sitting in front of me. Let’s ..
“Shit, I definitely just called her Lisa and I am prettttty sure I just overheard someone else ..
This girl is just about ready to rip her hair out because she can’t hit the right notes in Whitney ..
This is exactly what I look like when I’m drunk but need to act like a “mature adult.”
Why don’t you give it a shot and then get back to me.
Yes, I want to lose weight. No, I don’t want to turn down the nachos and pizza.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me and then I remember that I put up with you. And then I don’t ..